EDITOR IN CHIEF: EYEFUL OF THE EDITOR

THE WAITING ROOM

Yo,
I sincerely hope you’re all hanging in there. That you’re all staying strong, safe, healthy and now alert.

Keep your eyes propped open for that lurking coronavirus. This is where our skills of playing ‘Musical Statues’ and ‘What’s the Time Mr Wolf?’ come into action…I guess we’re all ‘Stuck in the Mud’ at the moment.

This is a statement, much like those of ol’ BoJo but laced with a lot more gin and tonics and a lot less moronic grins hiding the sins of our PM.

I first want to thank you, all of you readers and writers and contributors for your patience with Pseudonym at this time. ISSUE FOUR will be out at some point. It is likely to be in digital format which can be bought and downloaded from the website. There has been a delay in its release, and for this, I apologise.

THE MAIN REASON FOR THIS IS THAT MISS J IS IN THE KEY WORKER CATEGORY.

I am a Carer in a Residential Children’s Home; this is my full time job. It pays my rent, wifi, water bills, council tax and all that jazz. I do Pseudonym in the pockets of my free time as my passion to celebrate the alternative arts which “gives me joy in my heart, keeps praising…”

Due to the C-V situation,  I am working much longer, harder hours with children who, like many adults, have a serious case of cabin fever on top of all their other life problems. Anyone fancy working 36 hours with no break then having only 12 hours off before doing it all again?

Those fast-flying 12 hours are legit spent trying to stop my flat creeping into a uni students cave; Oh, the piles of crusted dishes (who am I kidding? – I obvs mean coffee stained cups, half filled whisky glasses and random vessels with olive dregs of dirty martinis) and scattered clothes of varying states from worn to vaguely clean…while keeping my mind in some sort of working order.  

This is usually done by running when the sun is descending, the time when the air is cool and balmy like memories of beach holidays.

Enough of my excuses/justifications, I am striving to get ISSUE FOUR on the interweb soon but please bear with. The delay is also because I want Pseudonym to always reach its top notch, high quality standard for which I don’t want Issue Four to fall short. 

IT WILL BE BIGGER, AWESOME AND JAM PACKED WITH GREATNESS.

I can promise you it will be bigger, awesome and jam packed with greatness. The rumours are correct, Pseud’ nabbed an interview feature with Icarus; Bristol based Dance music duo…along with many other stand out artists, fashion lines, poets etc  to fill the pages.

In the meantime, a lot of work has been put into a website, with many free articles to tide you over. The “Free Love Free Way” section will continue to grow like a woman bearing a child to keep you happy while in this waiting room.

Thank you so much for continuing to stick around. Much appreciated.

And remember to clap super loud on Thursdays until your palms blister; keep chalking rainbows on pavements.

“FREE LOVE ON THE FREE LOVE FREE WAY.”